#ruby programming

[amelia-yap]

vomits another AU

[bobauthorman]

_Incoming_software_transmission_detected_

_Commencing_download_

_Installing_PENNYAI.EXE_

...

_WARNING_

_UNAUTHORIZED_PROGRAM_DETECTED_

_wattsroolzironwoodroolz.virus.exe_loaded_and_running_

_Running_anti_virus_software_

_wattsroolzironwoodroolz.virus.exe_contained_and_isolated _

_Following_files_corrupted:_

_obeyironwood.protocol.exe_

_ironwoodisgreat.protocol.exe_

_makenofriends.protocol.exe_

_delete_corrupted_files?

_yes_

_corrupted_files_and_wattsroolzironwoodroolz.virus.exe_deleted_

_PENNYAI.exe_installed_

_now_running_PENNYAI.exe_

ALERT_

_insufficient_memory_

_Delete_unnecessary_files?

_no_

compress_files?

_yes_

_datafile_RubyRosememories.DAT_compressed_

_datafile_goodtimez.DAT_compressed_

_datafile_badtimez.DAT_compressed_

_datafile_friendz.DAT_compressed_

_datafile_enemies.DAT_compressed

_initiate_program_

_now_running_PENNYAI.exe_

_SAL_U_TATIONS_

_alert_

_hardware_damage_detected_

_initiate_repairs?

_yes_

_auto.repair_initatiated_

_please_wait_

_system_running_

_decompress_file:_

_datafile_RubyRosememories.DAT_

[secondwheel]

This again?? Check out a similar post for the sciences

[missnotstarry]

i cant believe gay month is already over...

[dragontamer05]

Honestly I'm just curious as to how many- if any that people actually know or remember. Some of these even by Canadian Standards I think are obscure.

Pick which one is your favourite- or at minimum go with what you know heh.

Kleo the Misfit Unicorn

Mona the Vampire

Sagwa

Monster by Mistake

(That early CGI is ROUGH)

Storm Hawks

Freaky Stories

Katie and Orbie

Chaotic

Spider Riders

Class of the Titans

Ruby Gloom

[theveryevilblog]

Haskell > anything else

Haskell is the best programming language because it lets you write a fully functioning web server with three lines of code and zero understanding of how anything works You don't write programs, you declare intentions, and the compiler decides if you're worthy Every other language lets you make mistakes. Haskell waits patiently then destroys your ego at compile time Besides, who needs to 'build skill' in programming anyway?

Not even comparable to python, which is just... so annoyingly uncomplicated and pointless (to make good python syntax you need to make it as un-python as possible) and javascript? Who needs fast languages anyway? So unsatisfying And don't even get me started on C, C++ or C#, which are literally the same language by the way Rust? Bro, just send me the virus already. I don't care PHP? What does that even stand for? Poverty Holding Person? Like you? Java? You stopped being relevant about thirty years ago Swift? Buddy, I do not care about your apple vision pro R? You couldn't even spare another letter? What are you, C-- or something? Ruby? Just admit that Ruby on Rails died last decade... Go? Go where? Out the door? Because currently, that is what Go developers are being asked to do by employers Perl? I don't even know what that language is

[paula-in-dreamland]

good news. i think i'm starting to figure out how to gif.

bad news - photoshop doesn't like me and doesn't want to export said gif.

[nixcraft]

[small-basic-programming]

Post #176: Opinion poll by Small Basic Programming on Tumblr, Question: Which object-oriented programming language do you prefer to program with?, 2023.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Me when I discovered the line wight tool in Illustrator

[piratesexmachine420]

Ruby is such an insane language. I detest it.

One of the small things that really stands out to me are the 'attr_accessor', 'attr_reader' and 'attr_writer' keywords.

What kind of idiot came up with the idea that a core language feature should have fucking underscores in their names.

It's so obviously un-orthogonal. Why on earth wouldn't you just break it up into 'attr accessor' and 'attr reader' and 'attr writer'? Then maybe you could actually re-use the 'attr' keyword for more than just scope privacy!

But no, they went the unwieldy double-barrelled underscore route. Clumsy, poorly thought out, and not befitting a language intended for serious software. Do better.

[magicalgirloftheday]

✧・ﾟ:Today’s magical girl of the morning is: Shining Red from Rainbow Bubblegum!✧・ﾟ:

[continuallycowardlycod]

(not adding a I don't code option as it would skew the results)

(also I forgot to write it as html and CSS so just pretend I did please)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

ten seconds for a feline is too much, what is that? a podcast?

Sorry. I don't exactly sit and watch the farm cats with a stopwatch while they're going at it hahaha! I'm more focused on swatting the male off of the female because I don't want dad breeding his daughter.

*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

Lion!Pyrrha: (shocked and tail twitching) Wait. Yang lasted how long????

Panther!Blake: Ten seconds.

SnowLeopard!Weiss: You're bluffing.

Panther!Blake: Hey, just because you can't mate unless your keeper is right there doesn't mean other cats can't last more than two seconds.

SnowLeopard!Weiss: (gasps) I told you that in confidence!!!

Jaguar!Diana: (eyeing up T!Y) I wouldn't mind extending the royal line...

Panther!Blake: (roars and swats J!D's flank) Back off, Wonder Cat!!!

-Across the Enclosure-

Tiger!Yang: Are they still staring?

Cheetah!Ruby: (looks up the grade) Yup?

Tiger!Yang: (scrunches up as tight as possible and wraps her tail around her backside) I feel like a piece of meat.

Cheetah!Ruby: How's it feel knowing that you are what you eat?

Tiger!Yang: Shut it, sis... You're not even in the breeding program yet.

Cheetah!Ruby: (jumping with joy) Yay for genetic deformity that makes me undesireable!!!

[izicodes]

I randomly decided to start the challenge I made two years ago where I would spend a week each for 5 weeks on learning some new coding/programming languages I haven't tried before!

I've chosen my languages:

PHP

Go

Ruby

Lua (attempted in the past)

Java (attempted in the past)

Hopefully, I get to dabble in some of them and actually learn something new, especially the first 3 as I have never tried them ever, I don't even know what their code looks like! 🐼🙌🏾💓

[veshialles]

new record for giving up on a gifset achieved